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Hermanns in the Workplace

from Strumming One Out by Stranglewank

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Fuck your morning coffees
Caffeine does nothing for me
I got something much better than that
It’s the finest way to enjoy the day
When you gotta spend it dealing with twats

Gimmie a hydro hydro
and I’ll operate any heavy machinery
i just don’t care I feel so good
nothing can phase me

I’ll fix your printers
laptops, send emails
and my spellings still better than yours
which is so funny and I smile because I’m hugely off my tits

There’s a twat in the office
a twat in the office
a little brown-nosed cunt
if I sober up it fucks me off
so dihydrocodeine

Oh Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Chatting to the customers my face
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace

Yeah Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Off my face
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Couldn’t give a fuck if I’m a fucking disgrace

Top drawer like Hermann’s suitcase
Sixty milligrams controlled-release
You Better call the police!!

Oi Oi Oi

I get so fucking high just to get by
I numb my brain to deal with then idiots
if I don’t then I don’t know what the fuck I’d do
I’d just sit and cringe
and maybe one day just flip my desk
I’d punch a prick and that would end in my arrest
so, to avoid that I’ll have another Hermann instead
because

There’s a twat in the office
a twat in the office
a little brown-nosed cunt
if I sober up it fucks me off
so dihydrocodeine

(schneaaar)

Oh Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Chatting to the customers my face
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace

Yeah Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Off my face
Hermanns in the workplace
Hermanns in the workplace
Couldn’t give a fuck if I’m a fucking disgrace

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from Strumming One Out, released September 23, 2019

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Stranglewank are an anti-everything punk rock band from Hampshire, in the United Kingdom. They have an extensive collection of bad songs and sexual repression.

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